Great handpicked selection of novelties. Lots of silly stuff!

  • FUCK OFF EYE MASK-2145

    FUCK OFF EYE MASK

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    Morning after the night before? Didn’t get the lie-in you needed? Tell the world where to go while you sleep!

    £4.50
  • DON'TS FOR WIVES-2143

    DON’TS FOR WIVES

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    Don’ts for Husbands and Don’ts for Wives are facsimile editions of the original books published by A&C Black in 1913. Each pocket-sized book contains hundreds of snippets of entertaining advice for a happy marriage, which rings true almost 100 years after it was written.

    £3.50
  • Whack It-2079

    Whack It

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    This is a great gift for those who need to let out a bit of steam… It provides a fun way of relieving your feelings of stress, anger and frustration! This is an inflatable punchball is the shape of a bowling pin. There is a compartment at the bottom which is weighted with sand, so every time you punch this and no matter how hard, it will always bounce back up to standing position!

    £4.95
  • Flick Comb-2075

    Flick Comb

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    Perfect gift for somebody who always look like they’ve been dragged through a bush backwards (and we all know at least one!) Not only is the retro Flick Comb a safeguard against being spotted disheveled, windswept and unkempt, it will also bring out the 50’s gangster inside you!

    £3.95
  • Cunt Rock-1953Cunt Rock

    Cunt Rock

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    Straight from Brighton – the seaside stick of rock that says ‘See You Next Tuesday’ all the way through. Lemon flavour 19cm long, 2cm diameter

    £2.50
  • Melting Wall ClockMelting Wall Clock

    Melting Wall Clock

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    This is the ultimate in wall fashion, so hot its cool! Guaranteed to amaze and impress your friends. Looks fantastic in any room

    

    £12.50
  • Emergency Mini Vibrator

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    This emergency mini vibrator is designed to look like a fire alarm point, inside you will find a silver 5 inch mini vibrator – in case of emergency.
    Just twist the bottom of the vibrator to increase the buzzing! Takes one AA battery (not included).
    So, when urgent sexual attention is needed… just break open the box.

    £6.95
  • Chocolate Body Paint

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    For the sensual artist: liquid chocolate body paint including brush, 150g.

    £4.95
  • Sequin Nipple tassels Red

    Sequin Nipple tassels Red

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    Let out your inner burlesque babe with these beautiful sequin nipple tassels.

    £9.95
  • CHROME HANDCUFF KEYRING

    CHROME HANDCUFF KEYRING

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    Keychain with handcuff with working latch at one end, keyring at the other.  Metal.  

    £3.50
  • Deluxe ToupeeDeluxe Toupee

    Deluxe Toupee

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    Finally an inexpensive hair replacement program that everyone will notice!

    This realistic, synthetic hair toupee will take you from bald to beautiful in seconds! Almost immediately after covering your bald spot women will start flocking to you like pigeons to a bum with breadcrumbs. Not recommended for windy days or roller coaster ride

    £4.95
  • Crime Scene Plaster

    Crime Scene Plaster

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    Scare away germs with Crime Scene Bandages

    Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each metal pocket tin contains twenty-five latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

    

    £4.50