• Bottle Top CoastersBottle Top Coasters

    Bottle Top Coasters

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    Giant bottles of beer?! Well no, unfortunately not, although you can lazily dream that these giant Bottle Top Coasters did one day sit happily upon a giant beer bottle. Although for now you may have to satisfy yourself with just protecting your table top with these ‘beer mats’.

  • Cunt Mug

    Cunt Mug

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    The Cunt Mug – the ideal mug that says See you Next Tuesday!

  • Cunt Magnet-2066

    Cunt Magnet

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    The Cunt Fridge Magnet – the ideal gift that says See You Next Tuesday! Printed ceramic tile magnet, approx 6cm x 6cm.

  • Wall Mounted Bottle OpenerWall Mounted Bottle Opener

    Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

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    It’s pitted chromed finish and bright red “Open here” instructions make this bottle opener a fun addition to any kitchen, bar area or garden wall near the barbeque.

  • Genie Head Massager

    Genie Head Massager

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    Just a few seconds of help from this Genie Head Massager is enough to send you into a chilled out state of bliss! Specifically designed to stimulate your nerve endings and massage acupressure points on your neck, scalp and temples.
    Being on the receiving end of this will have you submitting to anything and anyone!

  • Mo Bro Mug - PornstarMo Bro Mug - Pornstar

    Mo Bro Mug – Pornstar

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    Become the owner of a “Mo Bro Mug” guaranteed to make you and anyone who sees you laugh, giggle or snigger!
    Give to your friends or work colleagues and smile when they take a drink and you see the message on the bottom of the mug.

  • Romping Rosy Minature Love Doll

    Romping Rosy Minature Love Doll

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    Romping Rosy is without doubt the smallest inflatable doll you will ever see, she is only a knee touching 26″ short.

  • Unzipped Glass JarUnzipped Glass Jar

    Unzipped Glass Jar

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    Here’s a zip-lock bag captured in hand-blown borosilicate glass for all eternity. So give your chocolates (or sweets, crisps or nuts) a treat and serve them Unzipped!

  • Bite Me Bottle Opener

    Bite Me Bottle Opener

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    This sharp looking bottle opener is styled on vampire fangs. This stainless-steel beauty is a must-have for vampire fans. Get your bite out at night!


  • Flipper Guitar Spatula

    Flipper Guitar Spatula

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    The Flipper is the tool that will rock any kitchen. The non-stick Flipper Guitar Spatula will help you cook breakfast in style without any problematic stickiness.

  • Gangster GraterGangster Grater

    Gangster Grater

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    The a small stainless steel, two-dimensional reproduction of a classic 30’s gangster car, but its side, riddled by machine gun shots, becomes a grater while the rim becomes a single-serving spaghetti measure…

  • Lipstick Pen

    Lipstick Pen

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    The Lipstick Pen is an unusual pen that disguises itself as a pink lipstick. A great novelty gift, these Lipstick Pens are light, compact and extremely useful.

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